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Degen Wisdom
"When your coin dumps so hard you have to flip your monitor upside down to feel better."
XRD "Facts"
  • Radix DLT: The only Layer 1 that solves the trilemma by moving the goal posts
  • XRD holders are just early for the next bull run (been saying this since 2018)
  • 1 XRD = 1 XRD (still less valuable than yesterday)
  • Xian update: Solving scalability for transactions nobody is making
  • Scrypto: A programming language so advanced no one knows how to use it
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Radix Degen Dictionary

Real Definition: The ability to combine multiple DeFi operations in a single, atomic transaction.

Degen Definition: Magic tech buzzword that explains why your $100 investment will eventually be worth $1,000,000.

Real Definition: Radix's sharded consensus protocol designed for high transaction throughput.

Degen Definition: Three-headed dog that eats your investment while barking "soon" repeatedly.

Real Definition: Asset-oriented programming language for building DeFi applications on Radix.

Degen Definition: A language so revolutionary that absolutely no one is using it yet.

Real Definition: Founder and CTO of Radix DLT.

Degen Definition: The wizard who promised us the moon but delivered Barcelona conferences instead.

Real Definition: Radix's next major leap targeted for 2027, implementing fully sharded Cerberus consensus to enable global-scale blockchain that can support billions of users.

Degen Definition: The mythical event after which we're all supposed to be rich. Always coming "soonâ„¢".
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